Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Jerine Lay- But I guess one girl in this world who would take Sasha Ratnam's advice... Kimberly tak Cun. She looks that sloppy anyway.

Foxydy: I found this post written on this girls blog and i found it so hilarious that i just had to post it here!! :) I'm actually quite flattered i managed to "irk" her so much that she took the time to write a whole blogpost on me. ;)


I stumbled on this blog. It's one of those boring blog that no one bother to read, so I decided it's good to do some charity here to promote it.

The writer focus on giving advice to girls, like you and me, on various woman's issues. That blog irks me a lot. Let me give you some lines from that blog:

1. A dress is just a dress ladies.

Kamon! A dress is NOT just a dress. Kate Middleton wouldn't be bothered to pick up that gown and walk down the aisle, if a dress is really JUST a dress. She could have just buy something from H&M and wear it on her wedding day. Christian Lacroix wouldn't put up his business for billion dollars of investment, if a dress is really JUST a dress. You get what I mean? If a dress is just a dress, ladies... I dare you to wear an haute couture to the pasar malam this weekend. Will you do it? Obviously... NO!

Whatever that you're wearing reflects who you are. It is a form of communication between you and persons you are going to meet. What you wear will tell the other people of your characters. You don't just pick up your dress, whatever it is, and off you go for a job interview. If you do, then it shows how not serious you are in getting the job. If that is the case, then why bother to go for a job interview anyway?

Let me quote this from Miranda Priestly...

“Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your
closet and you select… that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, and claim that it
only cost RM25 because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself
too seriously to care about what you put on your back.

But what you don’t know is that sweater is not just blue, it’s not
turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely
unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean
gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent… wasn’t it, who showed
cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean
quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers who try to
cope with the trend. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department
stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no
doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents
millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how you think
that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in
fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this
house… from a pile of stuff.”

That blogger... she belongs to that pile of stuff.

2. It's ok for people to see you without makeup

Girls... listen to me. It's NOT ok. Period.

But it's ok if someone sees you without makeup by accident. For example, you're having a shower and your boyfriend ambushed into the bathroom for some quality time. That's ok. That's fine. For God's sake, repair that look of yours if you need to before leaving the house.

This time, I'm going to quote Coco Chanel...

"I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself
up a little, if only out of politeness.

And then you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny.

And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny."

3. It's ok not to get a wax sometimes.

Geez! Are you like a fan of gorilla or what? You're a girl! You don't need hair in some place unnecessary. Get wax, shave, epilator, or whatever it is... The last thing you want is your pubic hair to be seen by other people in the bathroom. *roll eyes* Serious???

4. It's ok to thrown on your comfy/fugly sweatpants/top/etc.

Question: Why would you buy a fugly sweatpants or top in the first place? Are you filthy rich that you're bored with pretty stuff and decided you should splurge on fugly clothes? It doesn't make sense to me. I rather go naked that be seen in ugly clothes. I totally don't understand her. She totally declares her passion on fashion and then to tell people to wear ugly clothes. Don't you think it is so contradictory?

Sasha Ratnam... I think you should stop acting like all guru and advise on fashion and beauty on your blog. You're not qualified. Who are you to tell the girls out there that it is ok to look ugly, it is ok not to care about how you look. That is not words of encouragement to people who reads your blog. But I guess one girl in this world who would take Sasha Ratnam's advice... Kimberly tak Cun. She looks that sloppy anyway.

Girls, you should look the best at all times so that you feel that confidence from within yourself. Stop taking advice from that sloppy girl. You deserve more than what she's telling you. Go put on your prettiest high heels (though they hurt a little) and the world is at your feet!

Now, I'm the one who look like a bitch for telling you what's right and wrong.


shakira said...

Sash good on you to repost it here coz I would have never read that girls blog ever...
Since I hardly ever wear make up (in my line of work it'll probably melt by the time I'm done with rounds) I never agree when someone says CONFIDENCE comes from wearing heels and make up! Maybe it enhances it but come on ladies...make up is just make's not magic.

If you don't feel good about yourself no amount of lip gloss or blush etc is ever gonna do it.
SO instead be proud of who you are and where you've come from and where you are headed and the rest will follow!

Sasha Ratnam said...

i thought it was hilarious honestly!! :) and i love the way she is so confident with her way of thinking.. like its from God's mouth itself.